Address: Newnham Road, Cambridge, CB3 (9HB) [google maps]
Telephone: Oddly, there is one. It's a man's mobile.
Opening hours: 17:00-00:00, Monday-Sunday.
Type: Kebab van.
Posh or common: Common.
Take-it-away option: Yes.
Lavoratoire Garniers: The common.
Clientele: Foreign students and people straddling bikes.
Could I take my parents?: Yes.
Service: Good.
Price for a main course: Kebas are 3.70-5.00 GBP.
Portion size: Fine. If you talk to them whilst they are loading the pitta, you get more.
Menu choice: 6 types of kebab (1 vegetarian), other lip/udder/eyeball burger muck.
Good: Great. Everything is good and fresh. The van has a 5-star hygiene award, and meat is halal. Big Fat thinks the men are sexy.
Bad: Sometimes the men are a bit grumpy.
About this Food Blog
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My big, fat paramour loves food and would want a food blog to be about food. She said that a discussion of anything else would be ridiculous. Sometimes, I don't really care what she says. I like good service best, in a restaurant. My friend, Julio Baptista, likes large portions. My mother won't go back anywhere with bad toilets. Once, in France, she pulled the fringe of her scarf through the bottom of a men's urinal and nearly died from the dirtiness she felt. She hadn't realised and put the scarf back on and she got stranger's wee on her face.
People want different things from a restaurant. I focus here on a discussion of good/bad food and lavs and service and other, in Cambridge restaurants.